I bet he comes in French.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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