We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
