What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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