what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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