it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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