Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i drank out of a bidet.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize