2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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