I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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