That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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