S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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