I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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