There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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