getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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