this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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