goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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