if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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