ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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