I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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