shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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