there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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