what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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