i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
