census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
honey bunches of taint.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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