So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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