How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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