So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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