bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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