go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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