Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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