I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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