so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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