ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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