Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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