Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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