he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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