I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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