and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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