he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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