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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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