guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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