her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
