playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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