You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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