no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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