Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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