Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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