physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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