Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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