Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
from now on my penis is your penis
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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