Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I want a musical about memes.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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