I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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