it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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