ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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